LOVE, TRUE: definition not found (how romantic, right? sorry if you just threw up in your mouth.)
One of the most incredible girls I know got engaged this summer. It’s true love. And we–the concerned friends who roadtripped to Colorado to check out Mr. Right–approve of their upcoming nuptials. We made the journey with a singular purpose: answering the question “Is he good enough for her?”
Yes! A resounding yes! What qualifies us to make such a bold assessment? We formed the think tank that created the official Is He Good Enough For You? test. Cross-Reference: Boredom on road trip to Denver.
Dear Interested Test Administrators,
So, you want to know if a certain someone is good enough for your friend. Follow these simple steps.
1. Make sure your friend prepares him for the test. No one deserves a pop quiz that could change the course of their life as they know it. Give him at least a 24-hour notice of the interrogation.
2. Trap him. Confined spaces like cars or cages work well.
3. Carefully construct questions that reveal the most about him. We suggest the following categories: Favorites, Dislikes, What If?, and Would You Rather ___ or ____.
4. Always include a Word Association portion of the exam. We randomly chose words. Very random indeed. Our selection of Windmills had nothing to do with the mind-numbingly boring landscape of Kansas that we were driving through.
5. Write down all responses and record them meticulously. They will be needed for the wedding reception speech.
6. Assure him that “There is no right answer.” Generally we don’t condone lying, but in this case it is necessary to put him at ease. Because, of course, we know there are certainly right answers. And he better have them or we won’t let him out of the cage.
Happy Interrogating,
Your friendly Is He Good Enough For You? think tank crew
