To EDM (Energie du Mali):

I won’t even waste sarcasm on you.  You suck.  I hate you.
For approximately 4 hours today, you did not provide the service I pay you to provide.
Should I be marking my calendar for daily power cuts?  Rearranging my meal schedules to coincide with the working hours of my refrigerator and microwave?
How about my computer?  Any [...]

To Gecko, on your appearance in my toilet:

Living in a third-world country has afforded me many opportunities to experience genuine fear.  Taxi rides down dark roads at 1am, for instance.  Putting my hand into a community bowl and eating whatever I grab. Terrifying, if I actually think about it.  But you, Gecko, have given me the true gift of fear, for now [...]