Entries Tagged as ‘Letters of Welcome’

August 25, 2008

To my Facebook Relationship Status:

So I was thinking about the posthumous biography of my life. I’ve already decided esteemed bloggers Jessica and Heather from here will make the best authors (Harper Lee is not responding to my letters or famous Miss Maudie Lane cakes). And while fretting over global warming and the casting of the new 90210, [...]

May 21, 2008

To the Research Paper:

Candy corn and Peeps. My precious mangoes. The World Series. Santa Clause and twinkle lights. Porter Peach Festival. Candles on a cake. Bath and Body Works Big Sale.
They only come around once a year. And we fall in love.
They are not the ordinary, everyday, humdrum treadmill of our existence. [...]

May 13, 2008

To Year Twenty-four:

Today was an ambitious birthday. So I’ve made some plans for us…
1. Take more naps. “I’d love a good nap. That’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” –George Costanza
2. Wear any and all clothes that still have tags on them.
3. [...]

May 2, 2008

To May, as you stand in the atrium of 2008:

Come in, come in! Get out of the rain and sit for a spell, dear friend.
It’s no secret, May. You are my favorite month. Most people think I favor you because you have the privilege of hosting my birthday. (Everyone’s favorite month is their birthday month, right?) [...]