FAILURE: what I am.
Dear blog,
Please forgive me. It has been 37 days since my last post. I have failed you.
Whew, glad that’s out of the way. I hate confrontation.
So, SUMMER what? Just a distant memory. You’ve packed up your Old Navy Bermuda shorts. Changed that beachy landscaped facebook picture. And forgotten what it’s like for [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Old Navy’
October 22, 2008
Encyclopedia of Summer: Volume F
April 13, 2008
To Gap, Inc., on laundry day:
Today, on the official day of laundry, I made the profound discovery that nearly all of my tops were manufactured by your fine company. This revelation occurred when I reached a glorious laundry triumph. You see, at this very moment everything I own is clean! Hallelujah!
Now I stare at the nicely [...]
