Cory, Owning this jacket doesn’t mean you can pick up smoking and buy a motorcycle. Get over it.
Dumpster Diving Dirty Santa Party, Best. Idea. Ever. Here’s what we walked away with:
• An ornament made of lent wrapped in a dryer sheet
• MRE…yum
• Crunk cup from Pottery Barn dumpster
• Robin’s mask
• A wet shoe
• Broken glass
• [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘USPS’
April 21, 2008
To my hoards of American food:
How did I let it come to this? There are more boxes of Jell-O than days left in Mali! At first I begged for you fill my empty cupboards. Graciously my friends and relatives hightailed it to their local Wal-Marts with shopping lists that resembled that of a panicked Y2K [...]
